If you need further explanation regarding this topic you can refer to any country song, ever.
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A man with a small penis lets his vehicle serve as his penis. These men usually exert their frustrations with their small penis by revving their engine for no reason. As I like to say, “the bigger the lift, the smaller the dick.” A man’s penis also grows smaller with every inch of camouflage that lines his interior and/or ignorant stickers that refer to the truck they are stuck on. This category of men is probably suffering the most, actually. Other than the fact that men who drive jacked up trucks are more than likely huge douche bags who still believe women belong in the kitchen, they are definitely suffering from small penis syndrome. Vehicles with a lift aka “Jacked Up Trucks”īeing from the South, I unfortunately witness this display of small penisry on a daily basis. A man with a normal penis knows that once the time comes for you to see see his penis, it will not be a disappointment, and he will not need other tactics such as bribery to keep you around. By driving a fancy car, a man is pretty much saying, “HEY! Focus on the car, NOT my small penis! PLEASE!” If a man feels the need to wave his money in your face, then he is more than likely the owner of an undersized package.
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For example, a man driving a Ferrari probably has a really small dick. Men who have tiny penises normally over compensate by attempting to own expensive things. This side effect pretty much encompasses the entire list, but can be spotted through a few simple behaviors. I don’t have exact percentages, but a large number of the male population suffers from the tragic Small Penis Syndrome (SPS for short.) Here are a few ways to tell (without actually having to witness his tiny penis.) 1.